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Zodiac Fears

  • Aries - separation/detachment
  • Taurus - change
  • Gemini - being alone
  • Cancer - feeling unloved
  • Leo - being ignored
  • Virgo - disorder
  • Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
  • Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
  • Sagittarius - being controlled
  • Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
  • Aquarius - being locked in
  • Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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